The superconductor left without resistance.
What do you call a skeleton in a freezer?
Bone-chilling.
What do you call an Incarcerated late night TV show host?
Jimmy Felon.
I put some big, giant, large, massive, enormous, huge bread in the toaster.
I was making synonym toast.
A friend of mine once found a hundred dollar bill in his pocket after doing laundry...
I became too afraid he might have gotten himself into the money laundering business.
Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity? It’s natural.”
What did Master Yoda say when he saw himself on the television?
HDMI
Today, I changed a light bulb, crossed a street, and walked into a bar.
My life is a joke.
Something is odd about my hot stove.
I just can't quite put my finger on it.
What do you call it when a clothes dryer is dancing?
A linty-hop.
Air conditioner technicians...
love to vent about their job in order to cool off.
At what point will you love to change your bulbs the most?
When sparks fly.
What did the lamps do after their date?
They got turned on.
Always knock on the fridge before opening.
Just in case there is a salad dressing
I didn't know if I could crawl through heating vents to escape from prison...
After I duct, I found I conduit!
Got into my car and realized my wife had shut off all the A/C vents.
Definitely not cool.
My wife says she's divorcing me because of my obsession with television dramas.
But will she leave me...?
Find out next week.
A good air conditioner is worth its weight in cold.
What is a light bulb’s favorite kind of news?
Current events.
You’re a unit of electrical energy, Harry.” I’m a watt?”
I can't decide whether to grill chicken breasts or chicken thighs...
I guess I'll just wing it
My friend dragged me to a lecture about lamps. I though it would be boring but...
It was very illuminating.
The recipe said, “set the oven to 180 degrees”...
Now I can’t open the door because it faces the wall.
I hate when my heater says something that sounds meaningful...
But it turns out to just be blowing hot air.
What penalty in hockey uses the most amount of energy?
A power play.
I'm thinking about writing a book about lamps. I think its a bright idea
What is an outlet’s favorite song?
I’ve Got The Power.
I really have to force myself to get through this book on friction.
What instrument never fails to energize a crowd?
An electric guitar.
What is the difference between lightning and electricity. For electricity, you need to pay, but
lightning kills for free.”
How many birds does it take to change a light bulb?
Normally three, but Toucan.
Why did the lamps get arrested?
They were in some shady business
I gave my wife a lamp for our anniversary.
Someone’s getting LED tonight.
Apparently adding a fireplace to your home is the hot new trend...
...and chimney installations are through the roof!
A wind turbine saw a solar panel at an energy convention. He leaned in and shouted, Hey, I’m a big fan!”
My son asked me how I never seemed to lose the TV remote when he was growing up.
I told him I'd always put it in a location away from all the clutter...
A remote location.
I caught my friend harassing some electricity. I told him it was an abuse of power.”
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you make the vacuum cleaner.
Our landlord knocked on our door today and said that if we didn't pay rent, they'd turn off the heater tomorrow.
It was our last warming.
Why was the broken air conditioner already sad?
Because it couldn’t vent it’s problems.
I love taking pictures of myself next to boiling kettles.
My friend reckons I have selfie steam issues
Why did the monk meditate with a light bulb?
He hoped it would help him to reach enlightenment.
Whoever named it a television ...
Should've called it a watching machine.
What do power strips always say at their high school reunions? I haven’t seen you in light-years.”
What does a four-wheeled vehicle and a television have in common?
They’re both ATV
I bought a secured warehouse where I keep appliances to clean pots, pans, plates, and silverware.
It's dishwasher safe!
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.”
Laundry puns?
I got loads of them.
Hey did you hear that ESPN is broadcasting this year's Origami competition?
I heard it's pay per view...
So earlier I took my clothes from the washer and threw them into the dryer.
I can't be sure how they felt about that, but they seemed agitated.
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