The government gives you the right to bare your arms but I give you the right to bare everything else.
Baby I'll make you see stars and stripes.
My flag will never fly at half mast as long you're around.
I will go full-term in your oval office.
It's big, like my signature.
Let's be like the original thirteen colonies AND MULTIPLY.
Tonight you can be like America’s medal count… on the top!
Now you don't need a p*nis to vote… but you can still borrow mine.
Fireworks won't be the only thing exploding tonight.
I've been directly elected to fill the vacancy in your senate!
Oh say can you see / by the dawn's early light / me in your bed / with last night's sweat still gleaming.
I got some fireworks to set off... If you wanna bang
Let me know if you're in the mood to see fireworks of an entirely different kind.
I believe all lady parts deserve equal representation.
If you watch the fireworks with me, we could make our own spark.
I'll have you exercising your right to free speech all night long.
You have the right to protest but I don't think you'll want to.
Baby I can last for waaaayyyy more than 2 terms.
18 year old's can exercise their rights in government and on me!
I hope you like fireworks cause I want to end this night with a bang.
Baby, let's make fireworks every day of the year.
If you declare me sovereign of your pants I promise I can do no wrong.
You forgot to pay your income tax so I'm coming to seize your ASSets.