You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
That shirt looks very becoming on you
Then again if I was on you, I'd be coming too.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
Hey girl. Are you Cinderella?
Just thought because your dress is going to disappear at midnight.
If I were a household appliance I’d be a washing machine
Cuz then I’d always get your panties wet.
Girl, are your pants made by Karl Marx?
Cuz they're causing an uprising in my lower class.
Those pants you're wearing are creating some capital growth if you know what I mean.
You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
But it’s what’s in your pants
That I’d like to choose.
I may not play the guitar but I can pluck your g-string.
That dress would look good on the floor next to my bed.
Your clothes look so uncomfortable. Why don’t you let me help you take them off?
You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.
We were both born without clothes.
Forget the wearing of green — let’s go right to the wearing of you like a hat!
My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear.
You are? The thing must be an hour fast again.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
What are the drop rates on those pants, babe?
Is your name Lionel?
Because you made my pants Messi.
I love your earrings. They really bring out your tits.
I lost my keys… can I check your pants?
Do you want me to see your shoes now or should I wait till they’re over my shoulder?
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