What kind of test do chemistry students like best?
Mole-tiple choice
It's getting hard to zinc of new science puns because so many of them argon.
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?"
"Sure. That's easy," said one man.
"What is it?"
"H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O."
"What, what?" reasked the instructor.
"H to O," explained the chemistry expert.
I can eat sugar with either hand, I'm ambidextrose.
What do doctors do to injured elements? They helium.
You know what's cool about chemistry?
Endothermic reactions.
Why was there only one Avogadro?
When they made him, they broke the moled.
An electrolyte and a solvent are talking in jail.
Solvent: What are you in for?
Electrolyte: A salt charge.
How rich is Avogadro?
He's a multi-mole-ionaire.
When life gives you mold - make penicillin.
Wanna hear a pun about gold? AU!
What do you call an acid with attitude?
A meano-acid.
What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
Water-mole-ns
Why don't they galvanize ships?
Because that would make them zinc.
What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?
Marsh-mole-ows
Did you check the news? There was a Radon the chemical store.
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"
The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
Why did the military use acid?
To neutralize the enemy base.
Books on helium are so hard to put down.
Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?
She's his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
Why did the acid go to the gym?
It wanted to become a buffer solution.
Ah! The element of surprise.
Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?
It's mole-itically incorrect.
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
One molar solution.
What kind of bears dissolve in water?
Polar bears.
What type of fish do two sodium atoms make?
2Na.
How did the blond define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam? Fear of utility bills.
What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
CSI.
If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up together, would they be alloys?
The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here."
Helium doesn't react.
Who brings colorful eggs to chemist's kids every spring?
The Ether Bunny.