What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
Did you know that old bowlers do not die? They simply end up in gutters.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
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