The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
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