The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.