What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Biology - It grows on you.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.