Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
Biology - It grows on you.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
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