Do you find bone puns humerus?
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.