I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
Biology - It grows on you.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
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