What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
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