What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
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