What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
Biology - It grows on you.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
Do you find bone puns humerus?
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
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