I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
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