I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
Biology - It grows on you.
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