What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
Biology - It grows on you.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
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