What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
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