If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.