Whale, hello there.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Salty but sweet.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Avoid pier pressure.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Seas the day.
Beach you to it.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
I can sea clearly now.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Shell yeah.
Are you squiding me right now?
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.