Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Beach you to it.
Tis the sea-sun.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Water you doing?
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Avoid pier pressure.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Tropic like it's hot.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Are you squiding me right now?
Whale, hello there.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
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