Beach you to it.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Water you doing?
Salty but sweet.
Seas the day.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Are you squiding me right now?
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
The ocean made me salty.
Feeling fintastic.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Sea you at the beach.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Go to BabaMail
