They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Sea you at the beach.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Beach you to it.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Don't get tide down.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Girls just wanna have sun.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Avoid pier pressure.
Beach, please.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
I can sea clearly now.
Water you doing?
Tis the sea-sun.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.