Feeling fintastic.
Seas the day.
Tis the sea-sun.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Don't get tide down.
Water you doing?
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Beach you to it.
Whale, hello there.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Sea you at the beach.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Salty but sweet.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Shell yeah.
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