What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Beach you to it.
Beach, please.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Salty but sweet.
Are you squiding me right now?
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
I can sea clearly now.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Sea you at the beach.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
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