What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Tis the sea-sun.
Beach you to it.
Are you squiding me right now?
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Feeling fintastic.
Salty but sweet.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Don't get tide down.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
If there's a will, there's a wave.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Tropic like it's hot.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Whale, hello there.
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