What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
Last night, like every night, I dreamt I was half horse, half man.
My shrink says I'm just being self centaured.
Why did the kraken eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes?
Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
Ten Tickles!
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
What do you call half of a centaur?
A per-centaur.
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
Never believe minotaurs...
Half of everything they say is bull.
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.
I hear the Minotaur is really stubborn....
He's really bull-headed.
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by.
The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"
The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination."
"Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."