Moisturize the air!
As fast as humidly possible.
I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners?
I'm not a fan.
Apparently adding a fireplace to your home is the hot new trend...
...and chimney installations are through the roof!
I think my heater is sick.
It's hot.
Got into my car and realized my wife had shut off all the A/C vents.
Definitely not cool.
How are air conditioners like humans?
Both get turned on when it's hot.
What do you call someone that's always stealing your heat?
A brrrglar!
Air conditioner technicians...
love to vent about their job in order to cool off.
The secretary left me a message saying humidity will hit 90% today...
She wrote it on a sticky note.