What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Sorry, I'm octopied.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Sea you at the beach.
Tis the sea-sun.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Don't get tide down.
Tropic like it's hot.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Seas the day.
Feeling fintastic.
Water you doing?
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Beach, please.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Shell yeah.
Salty but sweet.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Are you squiding me right now?
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Whale, hello there.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
The ocean made me salty.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Beach you to it.
Avoid pier pressure.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
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