Don't get tide down.
Water you doing?
Girls just wanna have sun.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Seas the day.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Beach you to it.
The ocean made me salty.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
I can sea clearly now.
Salty but sweet.
Shell yeah.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Whale, hello there.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Tis the sea-sun.
Sea you at the beach.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Avoid pier pressure.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Beach, please.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Tropic like it's hot.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
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