I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Seas the day.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Salty but sweet.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Whale, hello there.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Water you doing?
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Feeling fintastic.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Beach you to it.
Are you squiding me right now?
Don't get tide down.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
I can sea clearly now.
Avoid pier pressure.
Tis the sea-sun.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Shell yeah.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
The ocean made me salty.
Tropic like it's hot.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
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