I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Whale, hello there.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Shell yeah.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
The ocean made me salty.
Beach, please.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Feeling fintastic.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
I can sea clearly now.
Are you squiding me right now?
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Tis the sea-sun.
Salty but sweet.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Tropic like it's hot.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Water you doing?
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Beach you to it.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Don't get tide down.
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