Turtle Puns

Welcome to our TURTLE PUNS! These puns are turtle-y hilarious! Don't get shell-shocked!

Turtle Puns

These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.

I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.