Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.