What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!