What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"