What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!