If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!