What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.