What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.