What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!