I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!