What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!