If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!