What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!