What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!