I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody