What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!