What is a mosquitos worst fear?
The S.W.A.T Team.
When you swat a mosquito on your arm
Its death is in vein.
Once I told a joke about mosquitos...
It was malarious.
I saw a mosquito in the kitchen. I could have killed it, but I let it fly away...
That's probably going to come back to bite me later.
What do you call a small, two winged insect resembling a mosquito that likes to keep the peace?
A diplognat!
A mosquito asks for a date: "I'd like to take you out to suck blood on someones leg"
She says "I don't know, I feel like I'm going out on a limb here."
Why cant a mosquito stand on his feet?
because they dont have mosquiTOES.
How do you measure a mosquito’s harddrive?
With bug bytes.
I went to a mosquito themed restaurant.
It wasn't very good, though. After a few bites I got up and left.
I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent.
Now it has no friends.
What do you call an italian mosquito?
Malario.
The inventor of mosquito repellent likely did not know where to begin...
I guess he would have to start from scratch.
What do you call a mosquito with a turbo?
A bug-hati.
Some see a puddle of mosquito larva.
I see a pool of enbitenment.
What do mosquitoes and relatives have in common?
They both share your blood.
Why was the mosquito sad on christmas?
It was a bah hum bug.
What do you call the worlds tallest mosquito?
Himalarya.
A mosquito was trying to land on my arm.
I shook it and said:
"Not on my watch."
How many mosquito's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only 2, no idea how they got there.
What did the baby mosquito say after his first flight?
“Mama, mama! Did you see that? Everyone was clapping for me!”
A mosquito can fly, but a fly cannot mosquito.
What does a mosquito say to greet his girlfriend?
"M'laria."
Today I learned that mosquitoes love type-B blood.
Oops. sorry, type-O.
What do you call a fascist mosquito?
Benito Mosquitollini.