When you swat a mosquito on your arm
Its death is in vein.
What did the baby mosquito say after his first flight?
“Mama, mama! Did you see that? Everyone was clapping for me!”
What do you call a mosquito with a turbo?
A bug-hati.
What do you call an italian mosquito?
Malario.
I went to a mosquito themed restaurant.
It wasn't very good, though. After a few bites I got up and left.
What does a mosquito say to greet his girlfriend?
"M'laria."
Once I told a joke about mosquitos...
It was malarious.
Some see a puddle of mosquito larva.
I see a pool of enbitenment.
What do you call a fascist mosquito?
Benito Mosquitollini.
A mosquito was trying to land on my arm.
I shook it and said:
"Not on my watch."
What is a mosquitos worst fear?
The S.W.A.T Team.
Today I learned that mosquitoes love type-B blood.
Oops. sorry, type-O.
How do you measure a mosquito’s harddrive?
With bug bytes.
I saw a mosquito in the kitchen. I could have killed it, but I let it fly away...
That's probably going to come back to bite me later.
The inventor of mosquito repellent likely did not know where to begin...
I guess he would have to start from scratch.
I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent.
Now it has no friends.
Why cant a mosquito stand on his feet?
because they dont have mosquiTOES.
A mosquito asks for a date: "I'd like to take you out to suck blood on someones leg"
She says "I don't know, I feel like I'm going out on a limb here."
Why was the mosquito sad on christmas?
It was a bah hum bug.
What do mosquitoes and relatives have in common?
They both share your blood.
How many mosquito's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only 2, no idea how they got there.
A mosquito can fly, but a fly cannot mosquito.
What do you call a small, two winged insect resembling a mosquito that likes to keep the peace?
A diplognat!
What do you call the worlds tallest mosquito?
Himalarya.
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