What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.