Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!