Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.