Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!