What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.