What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.