There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.