Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!