Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.