Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.