A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.