What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.