What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.