Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!