What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.