A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”