When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.