If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!