For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
You have goat to be kidding me.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
Whatever floats your goat.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
I goat this.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
Something’s goat to give.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.