What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."