When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.