Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.