What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.