What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
Don't worry, bee happy!
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?