Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
Don't worry, bee happy!
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee