What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.