What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.