Bee Puns

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Bee Puns

So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.