What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
Don't worry, bee happy!
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.