What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.