How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.