How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.