How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
Don't worry, bee happy!
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.