What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut