Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?