What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.