The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.