What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.