Why is it cheap to feed polar bears?
Because they live on ice only.
What do you call a bear with no arms and no legs?
An ambulance. This is no time for jokes.
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
Winnie the PU!
Why didn’t the teddy bear want any dessert?
He was already stuffed.
Where do the teenaged polar bears go to dance?
To the snow-ball.
A bear walks into a bear and says, “I’ll have a pint of lager……….. and a packet of crisps.”
The bartender says, “Sure, but what’s with the big pause?”
The bear replies, “I dunno, I was born with them!”
What do polar bears have for lunch?
Ice burgers.
How can you tell when a polar bear is moving?
There’s a “fur sale” sign in the yard.
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A bear-faced lyre.
What do you call a bear with a bad attitude?
The bearer of bad news.
I’ll think of another pun soon…
Just bear with me.
What is a bear’s favorite drink?
Koka-Koala.
What is a polar bear’s favorite cereal?
Ice Crispies.
Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
Because he couldn’t bear it!
What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?
Camembert.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A teddy boar.
Why wouldn’t the papa bear use a navigation system in his truck?
Because he never lost his bearings.
What is a bear’s favorite dessert?
Blue beary pie.
What do you call a cemetery for bears?
Bearial grounds.
What kind of car do bears drive?
Fur-aris.
Why did the sloth get fired from his job?
He would only do the bear minimum.
What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar.
Did you hear about the guy who got killed by a bear?
It was a grizzly death.
What is a polar bear’s favorite food?
Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
What do you call a freezing bear?
A brrrrrrr.
What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
Hunny.
What is a polar bear’s favorite snack?
Brrrrrittos.
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear.
What kind of car does Yogi bear drive?
A Furrari.