Why don’t bears eat fast food?
Because it’s hard for them to catch.
How do bears keep their houses cool in summer?
Bear conditioning.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank.
Who is a polar bear’s favorite musician?
Seal.
What is a polar bear’s favorite cereal?
Ice Crispies.
What is a polar bear’s favorite food?
Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
What do you call a bear with no arms and no legs?
An ambulance. This is no time for jokes.
What kind of car does Yogi bear drive?
A Furrari.
Why didn’t the teddy bear want any dessert?
He was already stuffed.
Why do bears have sticky fur?
Because they use honey combs.
What is a bear’s favorite dessert?
Blue beary pie.
What do polar bears have for lunch?
Ice burgers.
A bear walks into a bear and says, “I’ll have a pint of lager……….. and a packet of crisps.”
The bartender says, “Sure, but what’s with the big pause?”
The bear replies, “I dunno, I was born with them!”
I’ll think of another pun soon…
Just bear with me.
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
Winnie the PU!
What do you call a Mexican bear with a rubber toe?
Robearto.
What do you call a cemetery for bears?
Bearial grounds.
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar.
Did you hear about the guy who got killed by a bear?
It was a grizzly death.
What do you call a bear with a bad attitude?
The bearer of bad news.
What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?
Camembert.
Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
Because he couldn’t bear it!
What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
What is a bear’s favorite soda?
Coca Koala.
How can a bear catch fish without a pole?
They use their bear hands.
What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
A molar bear.
What did the bear say when her date showed up too early?
I’ll be out in a minute, I’m bearly dressed.
How did the grizzly walk in the snow?
Bear footed.
What do you call bears with no ears?
B.