Who is a polar bear’s favorite musician?
Seal.
What is a bear’s favorite soda?
Coca Koala.
What kind of car does Yogi bear drive?
A Furrari.
What do you call a bear with no arms and no legs?
An ambulance. This is no time for jokes.
What did the bear say when her date showed up too early?
I’ll be out in a minute, I’m bearly dressed.
What is a bear’s favorite dessert?
Blue beary pie.
What is a polar bear’s favorite snack?
Brrrrrittos.
What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
Hunny.
Goldilocks was killed last night.
The killers did it with their own bear hands.
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his lunch?
Because he was stuffed.
What do grizzlies use in the shower?
Bear conditioner.
What do you call a grizzly bear who gets caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A teddy boar.
What do polar bears have for lunch?
Ice burgers.
What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
A molar bear.
Did you hear about the guy who got killed by a bear?
It was a grizzly death.
Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
Because he couldn’t bear it!
What do you call bears with no ears?
B.
What do you call a cemetery for bears?
Bearial grounds.
How do you stop a bear from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
What do you call a freezing bear?
A brrrrrrr.
How can you tell when a polar bear is moving?
There’s a “fur sale” sign in the yard.
Why is it cheap to feed polar bears?
Because they live on ice only.
Why did God create Yogi bear?
Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.
Why did the sloth get fired from his job?
He would only do the bear minimum.
I’ll think of another pun soon…
Just bear with me.
Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they look silly wearing jackets.
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar.
How can a bear catch fish without a pole?
They use their bear hands.
What do you call a Mexican bear with a rubber toe?
Robearto.