What do polar bears have for lunch?
Ice burgers.
Did you hear about the guy who got killed by a bear?
It was a grizzly death.
What is a polar bear’s favorite cereal?
Ice Crispies.
What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?
Camembert.
Why did God create Yogi bear?
Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.
What do you call a cemetery for bears?
Bearial grounds.
What kind of car does Yogi bear drive?
A Furrari.
Why is it cheap to feed polar bears?
Because they live on ice only.
Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they look silly wearing jackets.
Who is a polar bear’s favorite musician?
Seal.
What is a polar bear’s favorite food?
Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank.
What do you call a Mexican bear with a rubber toe?
Robearto.
Why didn’t the teddy bear want any dessert?
He was already stuffed.
What do you call a bear with a bad attitude?
The bearer of bad news.
What is a bear’s favorite drink?
Koka-Koala.
Where do the teenaged polar bears go to dance?
To the snow-ball.
Why did the sloth get fired from his job?
He would only do the bear minimum.
Why wouldn’t the papa bear use a navigation system in his truck?
Because he never lost his bearings.
How did the grizzly walk in the snow?
Bear footed.
What is a bear’s favorite dessert?
Blue beary pie.
What do you call bears with no ears?
B.
Have you ever had a dream about a bear eating you?
I call them bite-mares.
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his lunch?
Because he was stuffed.
What is a bear’s favorite soda?
Coca Koala.
If I ever find out the name of the surgeon who messed up my limb transplant, I’ll kill him…
With my bear hands.
A bear walks into a bear and says, “I’ll have a pint of lager……….. and a packet of crisps.”
The bartender says, “Sure, but what’s with the big pause?”
The bear replies, “I dunno, I was born with them!”
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A teddy boar.
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A bear-faced lyre.
Why do bears have sticky fur?
Because they use honey combs.