Why don’t bears eat fast food?
Because it’s hard for them to catch.
What do you call a grizzly bear who gets caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What would bears be without bees?
Ears.
Why is it cheap to feed polar bears?
Because they live on ice only.
Goldilocks was killed last night.
The killers did it with their own bear hands.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank.
Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
Because he couldn’t bear it!
What does pooh eat at parties?
Blue bear-y pie.
What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
Hunny.
Why didn’t the teddy bear want any dessert?
He was already stuffed.
What did the bear say when her date showed up too early?
I’ll be out in a minute, I’m bearly dressed.
What do you call a freezing bear?
A brrrrrrr.
What do you call a bear with a bad attitude?
The bearer of bad news.
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What is a polar bear’s favorite cereal?
Ice Crispies.
What do polar bears have for lunch?
Ice burgers.
What do you call bears with no ears?
B.
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his lunch?
Because he was stuffed.
What do grizzlies use in the shower?
Bear conditioner.
What do you call a bear with no arms and no legs?
An ambulance. This is no time for jokes.
Where do the teenaged polar bears go to dance?
To the snow-ball.
What is a polar bear’s favorite food?
Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
Why did God create Yogi bear?
Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.
What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
How can you tell when a polar bear is moving?
There’s a “fur sale” sign in the yard.
I’ll think of another pun soon…
Just bear with me.
What do you call a Mexican bear with a rubber toe?
Robearto.
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
Winnie the PU!
Did you hear about the guy who got killed by a bear?
It was a grizzly death.