What do you call a cemetery for bears?
Bearial grounds.
How does a bear stop a movie?
They hit the paws button.
What kind of car do bears drive?
Fur-aris.
What kind of car does Yogi bear drive?
A Furrari.
What do you call a Mexican bear with a rubber toe?
Robearto.
What is a polar bear’s favorite cereal?
Ice Crispies.
Goldilocks was killed last night.
The killers did it with their own bear hands.
What is a bear’s favorite dessert?
Blue beary pie.
Why didn’t the teddy bear want any dessert?
He was already stuffed.
Why did God create Yogi bear?
Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.
What do grizzlies use in the shower?
Bear conditioner.
How did the grizzly walk in the snow?
Bear footed.
What is a polar bear’s favorite food?
Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
Why don’t bears eat fast food?
Because it’s hard for them to catch.
How can you tell when a polar bear is moving?
There’s a “fur sale” sign in the yard.
I’ll think of another pun soon…
Just bear with me.
What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What is a polar bear’s favorite snack?
Brrrrrittos.
Why is it cheap to feed polar bears?
Because they live on ice only.
How can a bear catch fish without a pole?
They use their bear hands.
Why did the two bears break up at the North Pole?
They were polar opposites.
What do polar bears have for lunch?
Ice burgers.
What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?
Camembert.
What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
A molar bear.
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
Winnie the PU!
What do you call bears with no ears?
B.
What do you call a bear with no arms and no legs?
An ambulance. This is no time for jokes.
What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
Hunny.