What is a bear’s favorite dessert?
Blue beary pie.
What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
A molar bear.
What kind of car does Yogi bear drive?
A Furrari.
What is a bear’s favorite drink?
Koka-Koala.
How do bears keep their houses cool in summer?
Bear conditioning.
What would bears be without bees?
Ears.
What does pooh eat at parties?
Blue bear-y pie.
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
Winnie the PU!
What did the bear say when her date showed up too early?
I’ll be out in a minute, I’m bearly dressed.
What do you call a grizzly bear who gets caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What do you call bears with no ears?
B.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A teddy boar.
Where do the teenaged polar bears go to dance?
To the snow-ball.
What do grizzlies use in the shower?
Bear conditioner.
Why is it cheap to feed polar bears?
Because they live on ice only.
Have you ever had a dream about a bear eating you?
I call them bite-mares.
Why did the two bears break up at the North Pole?
They were polar opposites.
What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
Hunny.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they look silly wearing jackets.
I’ll think of another pun soon…
Just bear with me.
How does a bear stop a movie?
They hit the paws button.
How did the grizzly walk in the snow?
Bear footed.
Which animal can hibernate while standing on its head?
Yoga Bear.
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A bear-faced lyre.
What do you call a Mexican bear with a rubber toe?
Robearto.
What kind of car do bears drive?
Fur-aris.
What do you call a cemetery for bears?
Bearial grounds.
Why wouldn’t the papa bear use a navigation system in his truck?
Because he never lost his bearings.
Why did the sloth get fired from his job?
He would only do the bear minimum.