Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar.
Why do bears have sticky fur?
Because they use honey combs.
What is a bear’s favorite soda?
Coca Koala.
Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
Because he couldn’t bear it!
Why didn’t the teddy bear want any dessert?
He was already stuffed.
Have you ever had a dream about a bear eating you?
I call them bite-mares.
Where do the teenaged polar bears go to dance?
To the snow-ball.
What do you call a Mexican bear with a rubber toe?
Robearto.
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A bear-faced lyre.
How do bears keep their houses cool in summer?
Bear conditioning.
What do you call a bear with no arms and no legs?
An ambulance. This is no time for jokes.
What would bears be without bees?
Ears.
What do you call a cemetery for bears?
Bearial grounds.
Why don’t bears eat fast food?
Because it’s hard for them to catch.
How can you tell when a polar bear is moving?
There’s a “fur sale” sign in the yard.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
What do polar bears have for lunch?
Ice burgers.
What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What do you call a bear with a bad attitude?
The bearer of bad news.
Why is it cheap to feed polar bears?
Because they live on ice only.
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank.
How can a bear catch fish without a pole?
They use their bear hands.
What do you call bears with no ears?
B.
Why did the two bears break up at the North Pole?
They were polar opposites.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A teddy boar.
What is a polar bear’s favorite cereal?
Ice Crispies.
Why did God create Yogi bear?
Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.
What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
Hunny.