This zombie kept cutting the line so I gave her a piece of my mind.
She said it was yummy.
The zombie worked for years to win this prize. He showed real dead-ication.
What did the zombie say when she fell out with her vampire friend?
- You're dead to me!
What do you call a herd of undead llamas?
The zombie alpacalypse.
What do you call an undead bee?
A zom-bee.
What did the zombie say when she thought the werewolf was keeping secrets?
Spill the zombeans.
What do you call a zombie with lots of kids?
A mom-ster.
What part of the military do zombies serve in?
The marine corpse.
Why did the zombie take a sick day?
She had cold symp-tombs.
Why do comedians hate telling jokes at zombie night?
All they hear is groans.
What did the zombie call the girl he was dating?
His ghoul-friend.
What do vegetarian zombies say?
Graaaiiinnss!
What did the conductor say when he became a zombie?
Traaaaaaaaiiiinsss!!!
What do zombies say to their sweethearts?
- I chew-s you.
What did the zombie bank robber say to the cops?
- You'll never take me alive.
What did the zombie say when he failed the exam?
- I didn't have enough brains.
What do zombies serve at parties?
Finger food.
What did the zombie pour on her dinner?
Grave-y.
What do zombies eat for dessert?
Eyes cream.
What kind of potatoes do zombies like?
Monster mash.
What did the zombie get when she was late to dinner?
The cold shoulder.
What do you call a zombie driving a Ferrari?
A zoombie.
How do zombies introduce themselves?
- Pleased to eat you.
What do you call a row of zombies?
A deadline.
Why can't the zombie get a job?
They all want someone more lively.
Why don't zombies eat comedians?
They taste funny.
Why did the zombie go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Where's the safest place to be in the zombie apocalypse?
The living room.
What do zombie actors do before they perform?
They re-hearse.
What's a zombie's least favorite quiz question?
A no-brainer.
Where do zombies go sailing?
Lake Eerie.
Where do zombies go for beach holidays?
The Dead Sea.
What money do zombies use?
Crypt-o-currency.
What crosswords do zombies like?
Crypt-ic ones.
What cars do zombies drive?
Monster trucks.
What streets do zombies live on?
Dead ends.