Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
You’re the queen of my heart.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
You have a pizza my heart.
We make a great pear
I sulfur when you argon.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I whale always love you.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Every piece of you is sweet.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
I love you meow and forever.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
I think I found my perfect match
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
I dig you a hole lot.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
I’m fondue you.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I find you very a-peeling.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
I loaf you.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
You're acute Valentine.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
I wood never leaf you.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.