I followed my heart to you.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
I’m fondue you.
My love for you simply radiates.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
I whale always love you.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
I loaf you.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
You're acute Valentine.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
You have a pizza my heart.
I love you dairy much.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I'm fondue you, it's true
I think I found my perfect match
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
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