I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
I think I found my perfect match
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
You're the ruler of my heart.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
I fence-y you.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
I sulfur when you argon.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I find you very a-peeling.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
You’re the queen of my heart.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Don’t go bacon my heart.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
We make a great pear
I whale always love you.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
You're acute Valentine.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Every piece of you is sweet.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
I wood never leaf you.
I “lub” you.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
I love you meow and forever.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I loaf you.
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