I think you’re dandelion.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Yoda one for me!
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I whale always love you.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I fence-y you.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
I loaf you.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
You have a pizza my heart.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
You’re the queen of my heart.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
My love for you is like no otter.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
I can heartly wait to see you.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
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