What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
You have a pizza my heart.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Yoda one for me!
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I whale always love you.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
You're the ruler of my heart.
My love for you is like no otter.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
We make a great pear
Every piece of you is sweet.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
I think you’re dandelion.
I dig you a hole lot.
I fence-y you.
I sulfur when you argon.
I followed my heart to you.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
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