What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
There’s no reason to wine about you.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
I think you’re dandelion.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
I dig you a hole lot.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
I love you dairy much.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
You're the ruler of my heart.
I whale always love you.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I “lub” you.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I sulfur when you argon.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
I’m fondue you.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Yoda one for me!
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
I wood never leaf you.
I find you very a-peeling.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I can heartly wait to see you.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
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