I whale always love you.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
You're acute Valentine.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Every piece of you is sweet.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
I wood never leaf you.
I “lub” you.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
I love you meow and forever.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I loaf you.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I dig you a hole lot.
My love for you is like no otter.
I'm fondue you, it's true
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
You have a pizza my heart.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
My love for you simply radiates.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I followed my heart to you.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Yoda one for me!
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
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