What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Yoda one for me!
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
I can heartly wait to see you.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Every piece of you is sweet.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
I’m fondue you.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
We make a great pear
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
I sulfur when you argon.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I fence-y you.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
My love for you is like no otter.
I'm fondue you, it's true
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I loaf you.