I think I found my perfect match
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
I'm fondue you, it's true
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I wood never leaf you.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I love you dairy much.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
You're the ruler of my heart.
I love you meow and forever.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
There’s no reason to wine about you.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
You’re the queen of my heart.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
We make a great pear
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I can heartly wait to see you.
My love for you is like no otter.
I fence-y you.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
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