You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
I love you dairy much.
My love for you simply radiates.
I'm fondue you, it's true
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
You’re the queen of my heart.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
You're acute Valentine.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I sulfur when you argon.
I’m fondue you.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I followed my heart to you.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I whale always love you.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
I fence-y you.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Yoda one for me!
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
I wood never leaf you.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
I loaf you.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
We make a great pear
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
I “lub” you.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
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