Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
I fence-y you.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I whale always love you.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
I’m fondue you.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
I think I found my perfect match
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
You're acute Valentine.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
My love for you simply radiates.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
I love you dairy much.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
You’re the queen of my heart.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I dig you a hole lot.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I'm fondue you, it's true
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
I loaf you.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I find you very a-peeling.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I followed my heart to you.