A tree's limbs fell off in a storm, now it's an amputree.
Did Texas survive last week's winter storms?
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrly.
Lost on a mountain, you can collect rainwater to drink during storms.
Otherwise, you just have to make dew.
What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?
Hurry, Cain!!
What did the storm drain say when it learnt it'd be getting a new cover?
That's just grate.
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night....
..... oof !!
How did the old man walk his way out of the storm so fast?
Because, he had a hurry cane.
What do you call a deer in a storm?
A raindeer
The evil King of Weatherland only had one favorite weather - hail, storm.
During the blizzard, the jalapeno said, I'm a little chilli.
Have you heard about the street performer who does his act in the middle of a storm?
It's mime blowing.
As the storm was brewing, the madman raised his hands and cried, "Hail Storms! Long may they rain!"
I lost my cat in a snowstorm!
But he should be fine because he's a cool cat.
They had us working like dogs at work after a storm
All I did was pick up sticks and bark.
Be careful out there during the snowstorm. It ain't snow joke.
The storm was sad so we called it the sigh-clone.
What do you call a funnel shaped storm made of ketchup?
A tormato.
I couldn't go out because of the blizzard. So I had to eat storm-ed buns for dinner.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.
I won an argument about weather forecasting accuracy. My fellow debater's logic was cloudy. After his defeat, he was fuming and he stormed out of the room.
How did the fire ant feel after the rain storm flooded his home?
Very put out, indeed!
What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?
A furricane
After being stuck in the ice storm all day long, the man said, "I am starving. Can I avalanche?"
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
A little shaken
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