I've started a new band called "Blanket'
We're a cover band
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.
What's an owl's favorite rock band?
The Who
I recently met a musical group of pirates.
They called themselves A-Band-On-Ship.
What did the band Boston say in praise of the Sistine Chapel?
"It's more than a ceiling"
Which element is a member of famous rock band?
Hg
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
They got no soul.
Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?
Sleigh-er.
Why did the Turkey want to join a band?
Because it had drumsticks!
Our church band is just two ladies on percussion...
It’s quite the CoNunDrum
Remember the band that did that rock cover of “walk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?
Pharaohsmith.
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
is what they were bangin
You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?
LED Zeppelin.
What musical group do men join once they get married?
The Hus Band!
Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.
Gonna call it Poi, Son.
What do you call it when a musical group provides assistance?
Band aid.
My band only plays dog whistles.
You've probably never heard us.
My printer just told me it was joining a band.
Makes sense since it lives to jam.