Birds

When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
As the birds fly south
I make reservations to
Go to Florida.
Why do birds fly south for the winter? Its easier than walking!
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.
Which birds are good at holding things together?
Velcrows.
Which birds go to church a lot?
Birds of pray.
There was an Old Man, on whose nose,
Most birds of the air could repose;
But they all flew away
At the closing of day,
Which relieved that Old Man and his nose.
There was a Young Lady whose bonnet,
Came untied when the birds sate upon it;
But she said: 'I don't care!
All the birds in the air
Are welcome to sit on my bonnet!'
There was an old man in a tree,
Whose whiskers were lovely to see;
But the birds of the air,
Pluck'd them perfectly bare,
To make themselves nests on that tree.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.