Robin Jokes

“Carpe per diem – seize the check.” – Robin Williams.
“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” – Robin Williams
"Ah, yes, divorce… A Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
What Do You Call a Bird... What bird can do more that others? A Pelican. What two birds met in the insane asylum? A Cuckoo and a Loon. What bird lives in Hollywood? A Starling. What bird can give you splinters? A woodpecker. What bird works in construction? A Crane. What bird loves guacamole? A Dipper. What do you call a bird that picks its nose? A Flicker. What do you call a bird that works at a restaurant? A Wader. What bird just got arrested? A Robin. What bird goes to church? A Cardinal. What is a man's favorite bird? A Swallow. What bird does drugs? A Junco. What bird wears a toupee? A Heron. What bird is in a band? A Rock Dove. What bird can't walk straight? A warbler. What bird parties the most? A Raven!
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
Robin Williams
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
How does Robin Hood get from here to there?
In an “arrow plane.”
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