Band Jokes

I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?
It's either my way or Norway!
What is an elf’s favorite band?
The Pixies.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
What is the favorite punk band of onions? It is a band known as "Good Shallot"!
When the onion band covered the song Waka Waka by Shakira, they started calling the song 'Walla Walla'.
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
Why did the skeletons form a rock band?
They wanted to “Rattle them bones”!
What’s a skeleton’s next favorite rock band?
Bone Jovi.
I've started a new band called "Blanket".
We're a cover band
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
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