Band

What do you get when you cross a sloth and a Scottish rock band? Slow Patrol.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Have you heard the new song from the band that entirely consists of vegetables?
It’s a master peas.
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
I used to play triangle in a reggae band but I had to give it up. It was just one ting after another.
Why did the skeleton want to join band?
He wanted a trom-bone!
Me and my friends are in a band called “Duvet”.
We’re a cover band.
Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV?
Too much sax and violins.
What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream? Depeche a la Mode.
What is Jehovah's witness' favorite band? The Doors.
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Why couldn’t the Thanksgiving entertainment band perform?

Somebody had eaten the drumsticks.