Band Jokes

I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?
It's either my way or Norway!
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
What is the favorite punk band of onions? It is a band known as "Good Shallot"!
When the onion band covered the song Waka Waka by Shakira, they started calling the song 'Walla Walla'.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
Why did the skeletons form a rock band?
They wanted to “Rattle them bones”!
What’s a skeleton’s next favorite rock band?
Bone Jovi.
I've started a new band called "Blanket".
We're a cover band
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
What is an elf’s favorite band?
The Pixies.
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