Wanna hear a pun about gold? AU!
When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes
There's a disturbance in the Norse
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
When one is Russian for industrialization, there is no time for Stalin.
My physics professor told me I had potential
Then he pushed me off the roof.
What did the Egyptian boy say to the Egyptian girl?
Come behind the pyramid, I'll make you a mummy
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
I got arrested at work today for moving my desk away from the air conditoner vent.
I was charged with draft-dodging!
What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
Water-mole-ns
Why did the electricity documentary get such mixed reviews?
People weren’t sure how to feel after it’s shocking ending.
Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder. How did the geology student drown? His grades were below C-level
My wife told me: “You’ve got to stop watching so much TV, and read more!”...
so I turned on the closed captioning.
Why did the monk meditate with a light bulb?
He hoped it would help him to reach enlightenment.
When do mummies eat breakfast?
Once they catch you.
I would say that life for the majority of people in the middle ages was rather peasant.
How were CDs packaged in Ancient Egypt?
Sphinx wrapped
Why didn't the medieval farmers harvest flowers to make tea?
It would have been an exercise in feudal-lily-tea.
What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
CSI.
What did the math teach rate the movie American Pie?
3.14
I got a C in Physics and my parents grounded me.
They say I don't understand the gravity of the situation.
Why do Geologists go to Lollapalooza? To get their "Rock" On.
How does a Viking show the amount of raiding and pillaging that they do at the same time?
They use a Sven Diagram.
A physics student ask his teacher: "Can you point me to someone who can teach me a way in which quantum mechanics can be united with general relativity?"
The teacher answers: "Let me see if I can pull some strings for you."
What was the most popular kids' movie in Ancient Greece?
Troy Story.
I asked my son to stop leaving the freezer door open.
I told him, “This is why we can’t have ice things.”
Something is odd about my hot stove.
I just can't quite put my finger on it.
The Second World War was very slow because they were Stalin.
My wife said she'll leave me if I don't stop the laundry punsץ
So from today I'm detergent to be better.
A policeman was busted for collecting bribes and hiding the money in his freezer....
When the authorities searched his freezer, they found nothing but cold hard cash
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